You really coming over, don't trick.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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