Me. At least after what I've been through.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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