If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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