She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
