it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You pole danced in your parka.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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