Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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