My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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