He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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