More tranny stories later!
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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