And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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