3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He better not be in your backpack
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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