Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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