she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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