We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
