And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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