Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
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