Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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