I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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