it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
he thought i was a dude.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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