they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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