dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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