drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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