Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
