Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
