Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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