they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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