Its about making memories worth repressing
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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