Ambien. No doubt about it.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
