i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
wow bdsm is so cute
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