so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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