"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
