I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
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