he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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