btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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