u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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