I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Randomize
