Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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