Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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