But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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