Whod you bang
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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