You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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