This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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