The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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