Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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