I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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