This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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