Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I have tasted many bathrooms
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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