I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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