i already hear my dad disowning me
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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