i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
porn star boner night. come get it.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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