Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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