The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I seem to have left my pride at pride
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
