the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
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