dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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