You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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