just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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