I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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